Matt Jensen

“If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.”—George Brett

Matt is a former shortstop and pitcher for the Pirates. By Pirates, I mean the Pirates of the Bronco League in the Lakes Youth Athletic Association in Island Lake, IL. A product of the NW suburbs of Chicago, he is a die-hard Chicago sports and Notre Dame fan. He spent two years at Florida State University, mostly drinking, then graduated from Western Michigan University, mostly trudging through the snow. Having played and watched sports his entire life, doing a podcast is a new venture for him. He won’t hold back any of his opinions for fear of what you may think. You may disagree with some of his opinions, but according to him, you’ll most likely be wrong.



“Just win Baby.” –Al Davis

Put a couple drinks in this guy and he’ll proceed to have a serious conversation with you about how 2Pac’s California Love is about him. Hailing from Riverside, California, he bleeds Dodger Blue, pees purple and gold, and if he drew you a picture of what he thought God looked like, it’d somehow come out looking like Al Davis. As a fan of the Maize and Blue, Hail to the Victors is his go to lullaby for his new baby girl. He was a sports enthusiast already while he was in the womb, and feels he’s been blessed ever since. He’s ready to give you his sports takes and welcomes the trolls that will come along the way.

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